Omfg....pregnant 8 months, wearing a offwhite prom gown for a wedding gown cuz there wasn't enough fabric in the city to make a wedding gown that fit me. I had to tear a snowflake buckle off the side.
signed -Jazzy
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Just cuz you get married in the woods doesn't mean you gotta look like f***ing the hills have eyes. They got dresses in the mountains, too for God's sake. The groom must not expect much. What in the actual f*ck. I was more dressed up than the bride.
signed -No
So this girl made a craigslist ad asking for money to clean people's houses to put together a makeshift wedding on the fly. I actually had a lot of stuff left over from my wedding, so I offered to lend her some items, and was SO SO SO SO clear-NO IFS OR BUTS-that I was lending the giant frame, but she never gave it back. We had kids the same age and actually got close while she planned the wedding, visiting each other to let the girls play while we talked about what she could use and wear she could place it, but she totally took advantage of my kindness and she didn't even every actually finalize the marriage, so they're not even really married, but she still has my big gorgeous frame.
signed -Trying to Be Nice
My husbands mom wore
head to toe white to my
wedding with a string of
pearls and kept jumping in
everyone's photos like it was her
wedding. I can't believe how
tacky and crazy that was.
signed -Anon